Actual conversation that just took place...
Geoff: Oh my God.
The 3 Year Old: Can I say "Oh my God"?
Jan: No, you should just say "Oh my."
Me: How about "Oh my bird."
Geoff: No! Don't you know what a bird is?
Me: It's... a bird?
Geoff (whispering): It's a hoohah.
Me: IT IS??? Oh crap.
The 3 Year Old: Oh my bird! Oh my bird! Oh my bird!
Geoff: This is why you aren't allowed to homeschool.
And this is why I need to go to slang school. Also, we should probably listen to Jan more often.
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I wrote the #1 read post on Erica Ehm's Yummy Mummy Club in 2015:
8 Reasons I'm Not Homeschooling My Kid