by Andrea Mulder-Slater
I was online today - using my matronly arms to comparison shop - when Indigo giggled like a schoolgirl and suggested I join him and his friend Nappy in the alley. Back behind the gas station. Where the night people eat Cheetos.
Hell. I was just searching for a science kit for my kid.
You're drunk Indigo. Go home.
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